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You’ve stumbled upon the best blog on the face of the World Wide Web. I don’t fuck around, kids. This isn’t your granddaddy’s blog.

I give the best advice there is on the web. I teach boys how to be men, and men how to be absolute rocket ships of success and sexual conquest.

I observe the world with a discerning eye and dissect the political landscape with both precision and concision.

I consume and digest culture, and shit out diamonds of perfect observation.

I also like Big Peach. Why is it so hard to find that shit? Like, there’s only one gas station in my city I’ve found that carries it. Plus why does it have to have caffeine? I can’t drink caffeine past 1pm or it keeps me up at night. Jesus. Fucking asshole soda conglomerates.

Goodnight.

~Panic Surfer